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Sunday, 6 November 2011

I promised you cake...and cake you shall have!

Spent most of today cooking for the Breast Cancer Awareness Bake Sale tomorrow at work and here are the delicious results...


...consisting of --- 1. A pan of flapjack with golden raisins:
Before you ask---here's the recipe from http://www.mydish.co.uk/recipe/1478/raisin-flapjacks
·         8oz Porridge oats [dry oatmeal]
·         4oz butter or margarine
·         2oz Demerara Sugar [can use soft brown sugar]
·         1tbs Golden Syrup [Karo syrup either dark or light]
·         3oz Golden Raisins
1 - Melt the butter, sugar and syrup together over a very low heat, stirring carefully with a wooden spoon.

 2 - Take the pan off the heat and add the raisins and oats to the mixture, stir well ensuring everything is coated.

3 - Pour the mixture into the baking tin and press it down. Bake for 20 minutes.

4 - Cut the flapjacks into squares while still warm. When they have cooled, take them out of the tin and store in a biscuit tin (if they last that long!!).

These and the next are traditional to make for Bonfire night [November 5th]


 ---2. A pan of Parkin:

Parkin is essentially the Northern English form of gingerbread. Different parkins are characterized by where they are made and Yorkshire Parkin, one the most famous, is made using oats. Yorkshire Parkin is eaten on Bonfire Night, November 5th, celebrating the famous failure of Guy Fawkes to blow up the Houses on Parliament in 1605. Guy Fawkes was a Yorkshireman.

This Parkin Recipe is easy to make and creates a lovely, moist sticky cake - though you can eat the cake almost immediately it gets stickier if you wrap and store it for several days. The other beauty of the cake is it keeps really well in an airtight tin, can be eaten as a cake or warm as a pudding with a dollop of custard and make an interesting alternative to sponge cake in a trifle, giving it a more autumny flavour than a light summer trifle.
·         340g medium oatmeal
·         185g plain flour
·         2 tbsp soft brown sugar
·         3 tsp ground ginger
·         ½ tsp freshly ground nutmeg
·         ½ tsp salt
·         65g stem ginger, roughly chopped [I used fresh]
·         250g golden syrup
·         250g black treacle or molasses
·         125g unsalted butter
·         70ml milk
·         ½ tsp bicarbonate of soda

Butter a 22cm baking tin and dust with flour. Line with baking parchment and grease that, too. Heat the oven to 170C/ 325F/gas mark 3. Whisk the first six ingredients in a bowl, and stir in the stem ginger. Warm the syrup, treacle and butter until the butter has just melted. In another pan, warm the milk to blood temperature, add bicarb, and mix into the dry ingredients with the treacle. Pour into the tin and bake for 40 minutes, until just firm to the touch (scatter on the almonds after 15 minutes). Leave to cool a little, then cut into squares.
---3. Strawberry Vanilla cupcakes
  
After cooking all that to sell, thought I better make something to keep, so I also made us 
4.cheese and onion bread:

5. pan of cherry crumble, which I am going to serve up momentarily
  
The efforts of my day, it feels good to be so productive:
 But I so don't want to have to cook supper now!

Thanks for visiting!
Gabrielle
2011

Saturday, 29 October 2011

1st and 2nd of the Top 13 Best Halloween Internet Finds List

1. Everything Else Halloweenie
13. How to add a ghost to any of your photos:
I think this would have been improved if it was a demonstration of how to get ghosts out of your photographs, now that one I could really use!

12. How to make fake blood:
The presenters are a little kooky, but starting with the Karo is always a good plan

11. Extreme Pumpkins:
Now what does this remind me of? 
http://www.extremepumpkins.com/
Yes, that's it!
http://www.randafricanart.com/Bakongo_Nkondi_figure.html

10. Eco friendly Halloween idears:
Some super inexpensive idears on this here link:

9. The best Halloween photography exhibit online:
Every photo in this online Halloween exhibit is evocative and beautiful

8. Halloween and stuff about/for babies:
Would these be considered a fetish item or a costume if adults wore them?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/21/halloween-babies_n_1024084.html?
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7. Hints for Halloween decor from Disney designer:
I cannot get enough of these white pumpkins, baby!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLvy-w0-pVQ&feature=related

6. Maize mazes:
Been to one of these...and I guess living on a farm in my youth made me a little less than thrilled to wander about getting lost in the corn
http://www.nickcannon.com/post/insane-halloween-corn-mazes

5. Horrible origin of Halloween:
An obviously well-thought-of personage when alive, judging by the floral tributes
http://edsitement.neh.gov/october-2010-history-and-origins-halloween-and-day-dead-celebrations

4. Evil doll story
Every Halloween needs an evil doll story

3. History of Halloween
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-VRAemIvbI
2. Pitt Rivers Museum
The Pitt Rivers Museum in Oxford can be rather haunting
image from:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/brett-tully/3823367659/
Still a major Victorian showpiece
http://www.prm.ox.ac.uk/index.html


1. Something to do on Halloween
Everything you need is described below:
http://vintagehalloweenideas.com/seance-for-a-halloween-party-1920s

2. Music and Books

13. "Let's all sing like the Birdies sing"
OK this is not a Halloween song, but the cartoon is...

12. Book Surgery
This is truly amazing and somewhat horrible for the librarian in me ;-)


11. "Pumpkin Syndrome [VOCALOID Halloween Song]"
I just liked the images on these ones

10. "Pennywhistle Halloween Book"
If you're going to "do" Halloween, you'll like this:

9. "Lucille"
I reckon he's going to be #1 viewed YouTube clip this Halloween
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6Xyl1B3mZY


8. Dennison's Bogie Book

It will cost you a lot more than 10 cents to download a facsimile copy of this one...still I want it...should I?...it would be the first book download I've ever done....
http://vintagehalloweenideas.com/products/1923-dennisons-bogie-book

7. Marianne Faithfull - Witches' song

Who does this remind me of...?
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH-Edq3H3Q4&feature=related
...Kim Novack in "Bell, Book and Candle", no wonder...
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Bell-Book-Candle-Original-Soundtrack/dp/B00061X9K6
6. "The Witch of Blackbird Pond"
My favourite book when I was 13
http://blot.com/blog/2010/10/the-witch-of-blackbird-pond/


http://books.google.co.uk/books/about/The_Witch_of_Blackbird_Pond.html?id=6WGTMG3bF88C&redir_esc=y


5. "Three Pairs of Arms"
an acquired taste for some, but I love them...
http://www.youtube.com/user/tigerlilliesofficial?blend=7&ob=5#p/u/2/NKjS-jDvUaU


4. "Geek Love"
Not a Halloween book really but it is an excellent read
http://staylit.blogspot.com/2010/10/geek-love-and-palahniuk.html


3. "This Haunted House" -Loretta Lynn
Loretta looking all ghostly in her mock Victorian dress
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOIyPPpkfBI&feature=fvsr


2. Stephen King Tribute


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcpTJgcmrD8
From Stephen King's IT
1. "This is Halloween"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOtEdhKOMgQ


Well, it had to be done...glad I don't live next door though! ;-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5qJCEaTdr8&feature=player_embedded#!

As always, share at will, Gabrielle x, 2012

Monday, 24 October 2011

3rd of the Top 13 Best Halloween Internet Finds List


3. Costumes
I haven't dressed up for Halloween since 1994 so I am a bit rusty on what's a hot costume for 2011. In my lifetime I have, however, made many, many costumes for the stage, so I had to get a costume list up...and in time for the big weekend before Halloween, what am I going to be this year spin. 
I offer you this gallery of clever Halloween costumes, make-ups and masks that caught my eye:

13. Zippyface
 This would have gotten an A+ if someone had created this for their final makeup design [you know who you are ;-)]
What  is this character from or is she just going for the shock factor or is it a kind of poetic statement?
http://www.estetica-design-forum.com/off-topic/40203-most-awesome-halloween-costume-ever.html
12. Melanie Daniels [Tippi Hedren] in The Birds
I personally love this one, but of course I am old and  am still a little scared whenever I see a few too many birds congregated in an unexpected location
http://www.instructables.com/id/The-Birds-Costume/

11. Old Ladies at the door

http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/188776/
Someone was so inspired by this sweet story that they drew a cartoon strip to illustrate it

http://www.flickr.com/photos/docpopular/4063790568/lightbox/

10. Gutted
I'm afraid this one might take a little longer than just the weekend...
http://blogs.static.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/37142.html

9. Creepy doll face
She's really confident in her delivery as she shows you how to apply this makeup
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/8DQYd8/www.youtube.com/watch%253Fv%253D4XIu7FvvpJ8

8. Psycho
Another that will take a bit of planning...but "such fun!"
http://taitegallery.net/2010/10/weirdest-halloween-costumes.html


7. Cheshire cat in tree and Chia Pet
I've made a Cheshire Cat and a tree---why didn't I think to put them together??? Brilliant idea!
I cannot stop laughing...normally I really don't like costumes for animals, but in this instance I gotta make an exception
http://inhabitat.com/announcing-the-inhabitat-green-halloween-costume-contest-winners/


6. Little Headless girl

She's so sweet and so scary!
http://www.mywebtimes.com/archives/ottawa/display.php?id=418282


5. Sock Monkey
I still have my sock monkey my Grandma made me so I had to feature this incredibly clever costume
http://mapcomart.com/2010/11/05/contest-photos-are-up-help-us-chose-the-best-ones/2010-11-04_entry5_sockmonkey/
4. Vintage Masks, creepier now than they were in the olden days
I had the one that has a blue crown and earrings [top row/second in] when I was 8 years old


3. Phone Heads

Though they're very much older designed phones this look is so in with the Ga-gettes
http://troubleandtrifle.blogspot.com/2010/10/halloween-inspiration.html


2. Costume EPIC FAILS
It's the Human Pumpkin
I know, bad taste, sorry
http://blog.rounds.com/halloween-costume-fails/


1. Guy Fawkes/V is for Vendetta
If you don't know what this is all about, please read the related stories, below:



http://transitionvoice.com/2011/10/bringing-ows-home-for-the-holidays/

As always, share at will, Gabrielle x, 2012