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Sunday, 23 October 2011

Intermission 2: Green Tomato Chutney

This was adapted from the recipe I found on Margeland [What a great name for a website!]
http://margeland.co.uk/blog/2008/09/17/green-tomato-chutney/
Ingredients:
This here's everything you need
  • 1kg green tomatoes
  • 2 medium size apples
  • 500g soft brown sugar
  • 500ml malt vinegar (or about 3/4 of a pint)
  • [I used half malt vinegar & have wine vinegar, so I added about 2 teaspoons of malt extract, to give it the correct flavour] 
    Malt syrup
  • 2cm of root ginger [I used pre-grated ginger, about 2 teaspoons]
  • 3 red chilis (you can use more if you like things hot!) [I used 1 teaspoon of dry chillis]
  • 125g raisins
  • 300g shallots [I used a medium sized onion]
  • 1 tsp salt
  • [I added the juice on one lemon and a teaspoon each of Cinnamon, Corriander, Cloves, Nutmeg, Allspice and powdered ginger]
Method:
  1. Wash the green tomatoes well.  If you see any with blossom end rot (like a nasty bruise), or any yukky bits then chuck them out.
  2. Prepare the chilis (carefully!) and set them aside.  I used chilis from the garden that I had frozen so I didn’t need to wash them again.  I also kept the chilis whole. [I used a teaspoon of dried chillies]
  3. Peel the ginger using a sharp knife.  They are so knobbly it is too much of a faff to use a peeler! Give the ginger a light bash with a rolling pin.  You want to squash it a bit without breaking it into pieces.  Set aside [I used 2 teaspoons of pre-grated ginger, much easier]
  4. Take the green tomatoes, shallots, and apples and bung them in a food processor.  You want things nicely chopped but not mushy.  If you are a tough guy (or don’t have a food processor) you can chop things with a good sharp knife, but bear in mind this will take a while. [I don't have a food processor, so I chopped by hand]
  5. All the veg and fruit chopped up
    In a large, deep cooking pot place the chopped items along with the vinegar, sugar, raisins (I like to leave them whole for this recipe), and salt.  Give it all a mix with a wooden spoon.
  6. Pouring the vinegar over the top
    1. Add the chilis and ginger and stir again.  Put the heat on and bring the chutney to the boil.  You will need to keep stirring to make sure the sugar dissolves and the bottom of the pot doesn’t catch.  When stirring make sure you don’t break the chilis or you will have chili seeds all over the chutney!  If you have one of those tea cage things you can use that to put the chili and ginger in if you wish.
    2. After stirring a good few times and turning on the stove
      1. Once at a good boiling stage turn the light right down to a simmer.   And this is where patience comes in handy.  You will need to simmer the chutney for ages, at least an hour, if not more.  Also you will need to stir the chutney from time to time. 
        Here's what it looks like after a half an hour simmering away
      2. One thing you can do whilst waiting for the chutney to simmer is to prepare the chutney jars.  Being resourceful you can use old coffee, jam, or pickle jars.  You MUST clean the jars and lids until scrupulously clean in very hot water.  Whilst the jars are still wet microwave them for 2 minutes on high.
      3. Clean jars awaiting chutney and the timer
        1. Once the chutney has attained a jam like consistency it is done.  Take out the chilis and ginger (or just remove the tea cage thing) and discard.  [If you use the pre-grated ginger and dried chillies ignor this step]
        2. This is what it looks like after cooking for an hour, mine was still a bit too wet, so I had to cook it another 30 minutes
        3. Carefully spoon the chutney into the sterilized jars.  It is a good idea to make sure the jars are warmed too so as not to crack when the hot chutney goes in!  You want to pack the chutney in so there are no air bubbles.  Create a seal over the surface of the chutney with a bit of folded clingfilm. Put the lids on tightly.   Leave the jars to cool thoroughly.  Once opened keep the chutney in the fridge.
        4. Chutney all done and looking fine

          Serve in a nice cheese sandwich, or as a relish with a lovely meat dinner.

          Before I forget this week I started soaking the fruit for the Christmas Cake

          To make one, check out the archive for recipe:
          http://gabyell-testingthewater.blogspot.com/2010/12/today-i-am-mostly-making-xmas-cakes.html
          Soaking the fruit in anticipation for the Xmas cake


          Certainly link and make suggestions to anyone you think would like to see these. Just please do not reprint as your own work.

          Best Wishes,
          Gabrielle Elliot
          ©2011

        Sunday, 16 October 2011

        Top 13 Best Halloween Internet Finds List [Thing-a-ma-bobs and stuff and how to make some of them]

        Halloween is Coming and the punkins'r gettin' fat...
        ...So naturally I am thinking about the dark nights setting in,the leaves turning and Halloween!  So to appease that particular nagging demon, I decided to curate my very own Halloween hits on the Internet...So I present to you some things I think are worth looking at as you plan your Halloween/all hallow's eve/All Soul's Day/Dia De Los Muertos/Samhain celebrations.  My top thirteen [more or less, depends on what I find really] Halloween finds 2011 from the Internet.


        This post is dedicated to Mel, who loves Halloween more than anyone I've ever known


        13. Ebay top picks---
        This really cracketh me up mightily as it's on 15% off SALE!!!

        Quick act now, before it's all gone! Well there are only10 or more available!
        (Other SPELL-BOUND-MAGICK-POTIONs are available on eBay, no, really there are)

        What every little girl wants for her doll collection!
        Oh, Goody I can sell the one I have that's like this!
        Make sure you really want it before you buy, there are NO RETURNS ACCEPTED!!!

        Life-size Exorcist doll, notice it is new and there are only TWO available!

        And for the hard-core Halloween freak
        The description directly from eBay

        "FRAMED SKINNED HUMAN FACE.

        This is a gory looking skinned human face, it is blood splattered, framed and ready for any halloween party or just for your wall or shelf to scare the pants off of anyone who sees it.

        This is a hand made one off item so one of a kind.

        so come on dont wait for halloween bid on it now and win it will be a scream.

        Check out my other items!
        please pay within 3 days of winning and no messers please.
                                                                        thanks for looking and happy bidding.
        i also have other weird items for sale so take a look if you get time."


        And look, reserve bid is an affordable £9.99...I am so wondering what was the inspiration behind the making of this

        I exited eBay quickly after finding this, OK I lie, I had a look at "his/her other stuff" first. I found one more thing, dare you to look at it:

        Knowing how I am transfixed by the kinda creepy and odd I had to force myself to close the eBay tab or I could have been there all day

        12. Make you own--- 
        The first one is not a Halloween item per se, but it could be with a little imagination more, like hanging those blinds in every window of your house with Jack-o-lanterns' faces cut out in each one...
        Seriously thinking about this with just some brown paper...Thanks Colour me Katie!

        Another fab craft project is this spider web rug:

        Thanks for the heads up on the magazine too, Cathe, at "Just Something I Made"!

        And here you can make a cool alien laser gun:
        Thanks, Mr. Awesomnezz!

        If you want to make something to go with your cider, try these brilliant Maple-Apple mini cupcakes by Amy Bakes Everything

        A science-y project

        ...And...back to cool crafts
        With many thanks to Amy at Mod Podgerocks!

        And to Meg at Mega*Crafty who originally made these

        Mustn't forget Mrs. B from:
        She is hosting a give-away...
        Crafted by
        11. Games

        I reckon there could still be a few people who haven't seen this yet, a new lifestyle choice game of "What Would A Zombie Do?"



        I got one of these for my husband and noticed that more and more he plods around moaning, I so gotta see why it keeps sticking on only those two choices


        Aside from this I got absolutely nothing for games, please send if you know of any interesting ones.


        10. Books and other literary finds
        How about an interesting read from the British Library? 
        http://www.amazon.com/Faces-Living-Dead-Martyn-Jolly/dp/0977282732


        "AN Erudite and Fascinating Examination of Spiritualism and Photography,February 8, 2007

        5.0 out of 5 stars

                                         By Grady Harp (Los Angeles, CA United States) 

        This review is from: Faces of the Living Dead (Hardcover)
        Though the subject of spirit photography is not a novel one, few writers have offer the degree of academic investigation, research, and fascinating illustrated documentation of the subject as has Martyn Jolly in FACES OF THE LIVING DEAD: THE BELIEF IN SPIRIT PHOTOGRAPHY. This beautifully produced book, published on fine paper and designed with the topic in mind, surveys the advent of Spiritualism in the mid-nineteenth century to its gradual dissolution into the New Age Realm in the twentieth century. Jolly writes with infectious enthusiasm for his subject, never stooping to denigrate his topic but rather electing to explain the times and incidents which contributed to the need for Spiritualism and the accompanying wide use of the camera to provide desperately needed evidence that the departed can communicate with us. The book is rich in examples of some very startling photographs that mark the appearance of faces, bodies, and gauzy hoverings in the old photographic portraits that became so popular as the camera gained a foothold in artistic and documentary use. Even if this well-designed book were only of images, the volume would be a fascinating collection of otherworldly strangeness. But it is to Jolly's credit that the reverse is true: his writing is so excellent that the accompanying photographs are almost superfluous, so meticulous is his descriptive commentary. Yet marry the two - the visual and the written - and the result is a book of endless fascination. This book is a fine addition to the libraries focusing on photography, on the history of Spiritualism, and on the needy imaginations of those who shared these treasures with the world. Highly recommended."


        http://poetry.about.com/library/weekly/blherrickhalloween.htm


        The Hag
        Robert Herrick (1648)
        The Hag is astride,
        This night for to ride;
        The Devill and shee together:
        Through thick, and through thin,
        Now out, and then in,
        Though ne’r so foule be the weather. 

        A Thorn or a Burr
        She takes for a Spurre:
        With a lash of a Bramble she rides now,
        Through Brakes and through Bryars,
        O’re Ditches, and Mires,
        She followes the Spirit that guides now.

        No Beast, for his food,
        Dares now range the wood;
        But husht in his laire he lies lurking:
        While mischiefs, by these,
        On Land and on Seas,
        At noone of Night are working,

        The storme will arise,
        And trouble the skies;
        This night, and more for the wonder,
        The ghost from the Tomb
        Affrighted shall come,
        Cal’d out by the clap of the Thunder.



        9. Crafts
        First a shoutout for the folks at EHAG:

        They have some really interesting pieces of Halloween Artistry and crafts[wo]manship, like these:

                          Photographic print Painting by Carolee Clark



        OOAK Sculpted Art Doll, Witch, Sculpted OOAK chair, by primdolly 

        [OOAK is "One of a kind"]

        http://www.etsy.com/listing/83425251/ooak-sculpted-art-doll-witch-sculpted


        Others of a similar nature
        http://www.mythicalmasks.com/oddiments_files/galleries/wall_plaques.html

        Laurie Hardin's Monkey cats Studio
        http://lauriehardinsaccents.blogspot.com/

        8. Haunted houses and experiences
        If you are looking for a haunted house in the USA, with will be a helpful site for you
        http://www.hauntworld.com/americas_best_haunted_houses.cfm 

        If you are near Indy or Anderson IN, this is the place for you, apparently


        http://www.indyscreampark.com/source/index.html#/swf_attractions


        If you are in the UK, you'll find these helpful
        http://www.hauntedhappenings.co.uk/2012_ghost_hunts/


        In the UK, haunted visiting is NOT limited to the Halloween period:
        Apparently witch ghost hunting makes you hungry!


        7. Ectoplasm
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0HncGNBCqY
        I wonder if they’d let me into a steampunk group if I could manifest ectoplasm?  Guess it’s not worth worrying about since I can’t do it anyway.


        6. Art
        This one by Earth Angel Arts

        From the sumptuous photographs on Cosmic Maid
        http://cosmicmaid.blogspot.com/

        ...and these images will get you in the mood for Samhain, if this is what you call Halloween...

        5. Dia De Los Muertos [Day of the Dead] 


        You can have a Halloween that lasts more than one day, if you like the sound of this celebration



        PLEASE watch this, it’s so evocative:
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq3ygHZIyls&feature=related

        And now you will have to wait for the top four---Mwahahaha!

        Certainly link and make suggestions to anyone you think would like to see these.


        Best Wishes,
        Gabrielle Elliot

        ©2011

        Wednesday, 12 October 2011

        I was just Playin'...


        in case you were wondering wtf...

        Last night I was reading the Regretsy blog, here's the article:


        So just for a change of pace, I had a go with the competition on the blog, it was fun.  The picture above was my entry. I got 13 thumbs up in total and a nice person called "Scribblecraft"  helped me by adding it to the comments list. A first effort in that arena.  
        That's the explanation (sorry it's still not cake).

        The end

        Best Wishes,
        Gabrielle Elliot
        ©2011

        Monday, 10 October 2011

        I know I promised cake...

        Hello everyone,


        I know it seems I haven't posted in a long time but I have been going through the suit of fire and fine-tuning  them and trying to get them all uniform-ish.  Please realise that errors such as large spaces between paragraphs aren't actually my fault, it's a Blogger thing.  All spelling and grammar errors I will hold up my hands on and say "guilty".  Still I am hoping to get started on the suit of water while we are in Scorpio.


        Since I don't have anything new on the tarot to share with you, here are before and after shots of the Chicken mushroom pie I made today.  I know I promised cake, but hopefully pie will be just as good for you.
        P.S.


        I've had a couple of requests to share the recipe of this chicken & mushroom pie:


        First get two boxes of    


        [Yes, I cheat,but it's so easy, just wish it was as cheap in the UK as it in in the USA]

        Ingredients:
        [aside from the Jiffy above]
        2 skinless chicken breasts
        1 onion
        12 mushrooms
        3 carrots
        1 teaspoon sage fresh [if using dry a bit more, to taste]
        1 teaspoon chopped garlic
        1/2 teaspoon paprika
        2 chicken Oxo cubes [Bullion cubes-USA]
        1-2 tablespoons plain flour
        Enough olive oil to coat the bottom of the pan twice, 
        [OR enough melted butter if you choose a more rich gravy]

        First mix up your pie crust mixes  as advised on the box and roll into two separate even balls of dough...if you are making a big pie like the one pictured you need two boxes of Jiffy, it depends on the size of the pie you are making, that one did two suppers for two people or six at a single sitting if you made some veg  and potatoes to go with and cut the pie in slightly smaller pieces.

        Put those dough balls in the fridge while preparing the meat filling

        Roll them into two balls and stick them in the fridge

        Get out your pie dish and spray with oil or coat in butter, stick this in the fridge too

        Chop the onion finely
        Cube the carrots
        Cube the chicken
        Slice the mushrooms

        Get out a skillet [frying pan]

        Coat the bottom with olive oil [or butter]

        Heat

        When the oil/butter is hot, toss in your onions and the garlic, fry until they are soft

        Add the sage

        Add the carrots let them start getting soft

        Add in the mushrooms

        Fry until things are just browning, remove them from heat and take out of the pan and into a separate bowl

        Turn on the kettle, heat a kettle of water

        Reheat the frying pan, when it's hot again

        Add the chicken and quick fry but do not let them get browned too much on the edges

        Crumble 2 Oxo cubes over the chicken

        When the kettle's boiled, pour the water over the chicken,  filling to about 1 1/2 inches 

        Let this cook until it bubbles

        Remove from the frying pan

        Strain the liquid chicken broth and place in a pitcher

        Place chicken in the bowl with the pre-fried veggies

        Put the pan back on the heat and make a roux, here's the way to do it:


        A demonstration on the procedure used to make the three types of roux: white, blond and brown. Also, an example of how to thicken a liquid with roux is shown.

        Just watch the demo on youtube until he starts putting the white roux in a bowl then turn it off, you just need to put the oil/butter into the same frying pan and when it's bubbling and turn down the heat slightly.  [Actually this is an excellent demo so I do recommend watching the whole thing some time when you are not making a pie ;-)]

        Pour in about half your pitcher of chicken broth, stir until smooth---I have a couple of a silicone spatula that I use instead of the whisk like he does in the demo. Because pie gravy needs to be hearty enough so when you cut the pie it doesn't leak all over your plates, not nice for entertaining make sure you go no further than white roux---blonde roux is not thick enough and make the chicken gravy too dark.

        Because we are just building the basis of gravy we are not making roux to use later you do not need to use a different pot or cool it before using, just do it in the frying pan.  

        Put the rest in gradually until the gravy is the right consistency for you, if you don't have enough liquid, you can top up with milk for a chicken pie, makes it whiter [or water if you prefer]

        Taste it and add any salt-n-pepper, to your taste

        Turn off the heat

        Add all the chicken and vegetables into the gravy and stir well

        Sit it aside to cool down

        Turn on the oven to 200 C or 180 degrees C fan assisted or 350 F

        Get out a small cup with a small amount of milk in it and a pastry brush

        Get out your doughballs from the fridge and roll them out

        Place the first pie crust on the bottom of the pre-greased and cold pie dish, press it down

        Take a fork and prick the bottom pie crust about a dozen times

        Trim it with your knife or a kitchen scissors

        Add the gravy, meat & veg into the pie pan

        Smooth it down with a spoon

        Take up your second pie crust and place it over the top, from the centre pat down gently until you get to the edges 

        Flip all the edges up carefully

        With your pastry brush and paint on milk around the edges of the bottom pie crust

        Carefully roll the edges back down [if you want you can easily do this in sections, you just need to get the milk on the bottom pie crust as this will act like a glue between the pie crusts]

        Pinch all the edges together around 

        Trim

        If you want to get fancy, roll out the remaining dough and cut with a cookie cutter and paint with milk and stick down to the top of the pie [I used two star-shaped cutters]

        Don't forget to cut some holes in the top with a knife so the pie can breathe

        Brush milk over the whole top of the pie

        Bake in the oven for an hour

        Check it at 45 minutes,  just to make sure it's not getting too brown

        Let it set a bit before cutting into it

        Eat

        You can make this pie with any fillings you have---any vegetables, meat, potatoes, etc., or  invent a new one! 

        Key thing---the colder the dough is before it goes into the oven the nicer gold it bakes, milk also helps the colouring to be golden brown.  I even wash my hands in cold water before using the dough and that seems to work [got this tip from an English friend]




        P.S.
        While researching Roux, I came upon this video that made me smile a lot and think of Gilda Radner on Saturday Night Live in a wig dontcha think?





        Best Wishes,
        Gabrielle Elliot
        ©2011